Please be as weird as me
Please be as weird as me
Please be as weird as me
-me every time i meet someone
每次当我遇见某个人的时候，我都会祈祷，千万要和我一样特立独行呀!
I'm worried that i may have already met the man of my dreams,but probabaly told him to fuck off.
我很担心我都已经遇见过我的Mr. Right了， 可是我或许已经叫他滚开了....
Guy i find attractive:
-Famous
-taken
-Twice my age
-Don't know i exist.
-Not Real.
吸引我的类型：有名气，会被我俘虏，岁数比我大两倍，不知道我的存在，虚幻的...
It's like boys are the oscar,and I'm the Leonardo Dicaprio.
好像男孩子都是奥斯卡奖，我就是莱昂纳多·迪卡普里奥。
What if i got a boyfriend?I wouldn't know what to do ...What do they eat? How often do they have to be walked?
万一我有了男朋友怎么办?其他情侣他们都吃什么?多久出去散一次步好呢?
just because I don't have a boyfriend, it doesn't mean I'm alone.I have food and the Internet.
我不会因为没有男朋友而感到孤独，因为我有好吃的，我还可以上网。
Everything I like is either expensive, fattening or won't text me.
所有我喜欢的要么太贵，要么让我长肥，要么就是不给我发消息。
I'm single by choice.Not my choice, but still a choice.
我单身是个选择，不是我的选择，但却仍然是个选择。
Relationship status:eating.
感情状态：吃ING......
Everyone's getting a boyfriend and you know what I'm getting? Fatter.
每个人都拥有了男朋友，而我呢?只是日渐肥胖的我。
I really reallty really love My Boyfriend Cat.
我真的真的真的很爱我的男朋友(猫)。
My boyfriend is like square root of -1. Imaginary.
我的男朋友就是，1的平方根——根本不存在。
How to get a boyfriend:
交男朋友攻略：
1.I have aboslutely no idea.
2. cry
1、我也不知道。
2、哭。
Who am i shaving for?
女为知己者容，我呢?
Dear future husband, i hope you're a good cook.
我亲爱的未来老公啊，但愿你会是个优秀的厨师~
轻松学
Better late than never.
迟到总比不到好。
A: You're twenty minutes late for everything, it seems.
似乎每件事你都会慢二十分钟。
B: Calm down. Better late than never.
冷静点。迟到总比不到好。
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